June 2010
May 2010
This is just a TIIIIIIIIINY sample of how enjoyable this is.
Episode 1
-I can’t eat this, I’m a foodie.
-Well, before I made it in the stand up, I was a bucket drummer in the subway.
-Oh, yeah? Then how come I got sued for sexual harassment at it?
-You know how on St. Bart’s people be eating their lobster like this? Nyoooom, nyoooom, nyoooom, nyoooom.
-Don’t look at me in the eyes.
-Have I lost touch with my roots? I better talk to Rabbi Schmuli about this.
-I blame you and Dotcom. You have built a protective shell around me like a hermit crab or a mermaid booby. And now I’ve touch with the common man. Ehhhh. Who’s that?
-Oh, hey, guy. Come on in. So Rolly, where you from?
-Right on, my brother. My dear friend Moby opened up a tea house in Park Slope. Does he know you?
LOL FOREVER.
i feel really stupid not knowing what’s going on….but who is this hayley that everyone is talking about?? I’m so confused.
Hayley Williams from Paramore took a pic of her boobs and now someone’s hacked into her Twitter account and posted it (I guess it was posted on 4chan so I’m assuming it was one of them)…oops!
Billie Joe Armstrong (via mplssong) (via fuckyeahadiearmstrong)
What an idiot